Queen Queen strikes again...
- Rumple: Please tell me you didn't keep it down here...
- Regina: ...where else would I keep it?
- Me: GODDAMMIT QUEEN QUEEN!!!
if you ever have to watch one american football game please watch the lions/eagles game going on right now. they’re playing in 7/8 inches of snow and they’re not allowed to clear the snow off the field
My uncle has been posting pictures since the start of the game guys you don’t understand this is hilarious
the lions fumbled six times in the first 18 minutes and are winning
I don’t ever watch football but this amuses me.
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Dogs eating shoes suddenly makes sense now.
Carefree, if only for a moment
The French charity the Mimi Foundation told 20 cancer patients they would give them makeovers. All that was required of them was to keep their eyes closed to make the reveal more exciting. The patients expected that when they opened their eyes, they would look beautiful — but they got something else completely.
Emma: So I think I might be attracted to Hook.
Snow: Oh don’t worry, Neal will forgive you.
Neal: Emma I’ll never stop fighting for you.
Emma: Funny Hook never had to say it.
Charming: So you should give Neal a chance.
Emma: Okay but there are other options. Like Hook.
Pan: The father of your son is alive tell him how you feel.
Emma: Hook just told me he gave up three hundred years of revenge for me.
Hook: Henry deserves to have his parents give Neal a chance! Haha b. t. dubs my manpain is making me horny you jelly?
Emma: Hook. No.
Everyone: But Neal!
Emma: JFC seriously guys?