She came back through the stones? Aye, she did.

"Jamie...I said... for all she's a Sassenach bitch...with a tongue like an adder's...with a bum like that...what does it matter if she's a f-face like a sh-sh-eep?"

"You mean to tell me that you married me out of love?"

"Have I not just been saying so?"

***NOT a spoiler free blog

Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple…

—JK Rowling, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(Source: 500-days-of-autumn, via francescadb)

Introducing a Character


It has come to my attention that not everyone understands the absolute necessity of a great first introduction?! Seriously, in writing, a first impression is everything. A good intro will make a character easier to remember, and really solidify whatever arc they end up…





Man could have run off and tried to get his revenge. Could have done anything he liked, high on pain medication as he clearly is. And what does he do? Go chasing down Emma Swan to show her the weird thing he found. “SWAN! SWAN! SWAN! I BROUGHT YOU A THING! LOOK! IT JIGGLES!!!!!”

Will never not amuse me. You literally did some sort of voodoo on the cuffs to get free, and instead of making a break for it, you go SEEKING OUT the woman who cuffed you in the first place.  Boyfriend, your feels are showing and you aren’t even TRYING to hide them.

I think he has a thing for getting Emma to handcuff him to things…

S4…bring back the freakin handcuffs!!!

(Source: rumplestiltskin, via bemusedbicycle)








We’re funny, okay?

THIS IS EXCELLENT except I have to disagree with one point: Jane Austen wouldn’t be hella annoying on social media - she’d just be trolling all the time.

Hemingway would also have some major MRA backers probably. He wouldn’t be one (he’d just be a regular misogynistic bastard) but his followers would be harassing anyone who called it out.

Faulkner has no use for twitter and his blog posts are interminable.

Robert Frost’s Instagram tho.

And Poe and Lovecraft trying to outdo each other with Two-Sentence Horror Stories.

And Elizabeth Bishop, Emily Dickinson, and Sylvia Plath deliberately trolling MRAs.

And Polidori would tag “@DevilEnglishman” in every. Single. Post, trying to start a twitter war in the hopes of gaining followers.

*would love to see Whistler and Ruskin going at each other on Twitter*

No but shakespeare would be the king of innuendos and your mom jokes omg

(via annagarny)







Look at the details! The dog bowl says ‘Loki’, and the license plate is “ASG4RD” or Asgard.

It’s cut off in the gif, but the mom’s coffee cup has a Stark label on it.

I still declare that the best part of this is that she’s a little girl cosplaying Thor. :3


I agree with the headcanon that Thor was just casually flying past at the time and saw this little girl and thought, “This young maiden wishes to emulate her hero. I SHALL ASSIST HER!” and then makes lighting shoot out of her hammer so that the car explodes and flies off with the biggest grin on his face.

(Source: destinedtobeunworthy, via i-know-how-you-kiss)


men who look good with or without a beard stress me out because like no you can’t have both i can’t handle both stop it right now

(via wedlakeserenities)